If I Ruled the World
Right! With the world now at my feet, let's get started because there is a lot to do, but where do I start.
Well firstly, I would ban any titles for myself and live normally other than the fact I can tell everyone what to do. I wouldn't give myself money, but rather order the redistribution of wealth around the world and prevent the gap between rich and the poor from growing. I would demand that corporate powers would pay their taxes, I would patch all loop-holes in world economies and stop bankers receiving such large bonuses.
I would order for all nuclear weapons to be dismantled and disposed of safely, re-invest 50% of military service funding around the word to be spent on food, housing and hospitals rather than fighter jets. I would end the war in the middle-east and help all countries establish fair and just democracies. All illegal logging would be stopped, factories and businesses like Coca-Cola which travel to India, pollute their rivers and take natural resources will leave and everyone in Africa will have basic amenities and good housing. Guns for the public will be banned especially in America and South Africa an all worldly tensions will be ceased. Living wages will be established around the world, many renewable technologies for fuel will be heavily invested in and all countries will have to comply with strict sustainability rules.
Okay, now that's done, now to the even more important stuff ...
Marmite would grant me a life supplies worth of well, marmite. I woudl ban slow internet for everyone around the world and do everyone favour and ban trolls on the internet.
There is so much to do, being the ruler of the world is tiring. I nearly forgot to half footballers wages and to disband mafias, stop racism and make societies everywhere safe.
If I ruled the world, Earth would be a much better place to live. It would be tiring though, but who else would end world wars, hunger, and end rich people from getting even more money? David Cameron? Putin? Obama? Kim Jun-il? I don't think so.